The BeatlesWith two dead and one near defunctPaul McCartney began showing front,By claiming the songsWere by him and not John:Well explain Wings then you tragic old cunt!
Crosby, Stills & NashWhen Crosby, Still and NashPlayed gigs, their egos would clashOver whose songs came firstAnd it only got worseWhen Neil Young entered the bash...
Ozzy Osbourne It's hardly surprising to thinkThat Ozzy would go on the drinkWith a son who's a twatAnd a missus like thatIt's no wonder the guy needs a shrink!
Elvis PresleyAfter gorging on many fried snacksElvis Presley went for a crapHe strained like a muleTo release a big stoolBut instead had a huge heart attack
Genesis/Peter GabrielWhile the band looked on in some dread,Peter Gabriel tonsured his head.They found this stage anticBoth unsettling and frantic,So he quit to go solo instead.
Lou ReedLou Reed for all of his lucreWould be well advised "Mangez du sucre!"I don't want to hearAbout junkies and queersOr Warhol's anal veruccas
Robbie WilliamsRobbie Williams, they say, is an actWho is right at the top of the stack,But his chart topping hitsGet right on my titsI wish he was dead, that's a fact!